OK , so I’ve been meeting men like crazy. These are men I’ve met online from Plenty of Fish and Yahoo. I’ve had some excellent dinners and wonderful conversations.

It surprises me how much the men want to go to bed right away, even with a fat girl. Who knew! I guess they think I’m desperate. The merry widow?

No, I’m not desperate, but I am feeling a tad bit horny. Five years is a long time. I really just want to be touched and caressed. I’d love to have wild and crazy sex. Doesn’t everyone?

I think I want a connection more. Hmmm, sex or romance. Good question.